Parodies

Pretty Tree

As with any 'classic story',
there has been many different variations written.
I have collected as many versions as I could find.
Most are suitable for all ages,
but there are a couple that are of an
"Adult Nature".
None are meant to offend anyone --
they are here for enjoyment only.

If you have another version and would like to have it included,
please e-mail me.

Thanx to everyone that has submitted. Your contributions are appreciated!




The Twelve Days Of Christmas

21 Different Versions!


AOL's Revision of the 12 Days of Christmas

NEW   My 12 Days of High School

The 12 Days of Christmas -- Deconstructed

NEW   The 12 Days of Christmas - Teacher Version

NEW   The 12 Days of Christmas - Teacher Version [Another]

NEW   The 12 Days of Christmas - Teacher Version [Still Another]

The 12 Days of Christmas Drinking

The 12 Days of Windows 95

The 12 Ghetto Days Of Christmas

NEW   The Cajun Twelve Days Of Christmas

NEW   The Eight Nights of Claynukah

NEW   The Nine Daze Of Christmas

The Twelve Bugs of Christmas

The Twelve Days After Christmas

The Twelve Days of "CATS"mas

NEW   The Twelve Days Of Clay Aiken

The Twelve Days of Clinton

The Twelve Days of Technology

The Twelve Days of Texas

NEW   The Twelve Days of Unix

NEW   The Twelve Gifts of Christmas


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'Twas The Night Before Christmas

141 Different Versions!!


The "Original" Version Of Night Before Christmas
Illustrated and Sound Enhanced

A Biker's Night Before Christmas

A Bill Clinton Christmas

A Bill Collector's Day After Christmas

A Cat's Christmas

A Christmas Journey

A Christmas Nightmare

A College Night Before Christmas

A Computer Night Before Christmas

A Computer's Night Before Christmas

A Cynic's Night Before Christmas

A DC Christmas

A Dieters Christmas

NEW  A Fisherman's Night Before Christmas

A Florida Night Before Christmas

A Genealogist's Christmas Eve

A Ghetto Christmas

A Hacker's Night Before Christmas

A Homebrewer's Version

A Jim Steinman-Style Night Before Christmas
(As Meatloaf Might Sing It)


Al Bundy's Christmas Eve

Alcatraz Night Before Christmas

A Letter from Santa

Aliens Night Before Christmas

Alphan Night Before Christmas

A Mexican Night Before Christmas

A Modern Night Before Christmas

An "Adult Version" of Night Before Christmas

An E-mail Visit From Santa

A Non-Believer's Night Before Christmas

Another Adult Night Before Christmas

Another Biker Night Before Christmas

[Another] Computer's Night Before Christmas

A Parent's Night Before Christmas

A Psychotic Night Before Christmas

A Redneck Christmas

Attorney's Night Before Christmas

A Voyager Christmas

A Visit From Biker St. Nick

A Visit From Sanity Clause

A Yuppie Night Before Christmas

Babylon Five Night Before Christmas

Bah Humbug Christmas

Borg Night Before Christmas

Buffy the Vampire Slayer Night Before Christmas

Christmas in the 20th Century

Christmas Poem from the Pennsylvania Dutch

Christmas Rekall - (Night Before Christmas Total Rekall 2070 version)

Christmas Worms

Coiffeuse's Night Before Christmas

Cowboys Night Before Christmas

Crimblewocky

De Nite Befo' Christmas - Cajun Version

Dog's Night Before Christmas

Electronics Engineer's Night Before Christmas

Gay Night Before Christmas

Ham Operator's Night Before Christmas

Have A Stealth Christmas

Hell of a Night

Ho Ho Ho on de Bayou

Intel Night Before Christmas

Jingle Gates -- (Microsoft Night Before Christmas)

Mom's Night Before Christmas

Network Administrator's Night Before Christmas

Night Before Christmas -- [Another] Computer Geek Version

Night Before Christmas at Clarendon Vets

Night Before Christmas -- Computer

Night Before Christmas -- Computer Geek

Night Before Christmas -- Dalmatian Style

Night Before Christmas -- Dane-Deer

Night Before Christmas -- Drinker's Version

Night Before Christmas -- "E2" Version

Night Before Christmas -- Economist's Version

Night Before Christmas -- Elvis Version

Night Before Christmas in Brooklyn

Night Before Christmas in Poland

Night Before Christmas on the Net

Night Before Christmas: Revised

Night Before Christmas -- Star Trek Style

Puppies Night Before Christmas

Ross Perot's Night Before Christmas

S & M Night Before Christmas

Santa Goes Elf Bowling

Santa's Night Before Christmas

Shopper's Night Before Christmas

Skeeter's Night Before Christmas

NEW   The 1981 Night Before Christmas

Teachers Night Before Christmas

The Cross Stitcher's Christmas

The Curry Before Christmas

The Day Before Earring (Golden Earring Version)

The Fight Before Christmas

NEW  The Fire Fighter's Night Before Christmas

The Glow of a Gindler's Christmas

The Hangover Before Christmas

The Joint Before Christmas

The Magic Night Before Christmas

The Night Before Christmas -- [Another] Redneck Version

The Night Before Christmas -- [Another Star Trek Version]

The Night Before Christmas (Buffy the Vampire Slayer Version)

The Night Before Christmas in Bethlehem

The Night Before Christmas -- Texas Style

The Politically Correct Night Before Christmas

The Soldier's Night Before Christmas

The Whitehouse Crisis

'Twas a Hip Night Before Christmas

'Twas A New Homebrew Season

'Twas Awhile Before Christmas

'Twas Da Night Before Christmas

'Twas Millennium Eve

'Twas The Day After Christmas

'Twas The Month Before Christmas

'Twas the Newt Before Christmas

'Twas The Night After Christmas

'Twas the Night After Christmas (another)

NEW   'Twas The Night After Impeachment

'Twas the Night Before Buffy

'Twas The Night Before Catmas

'Twas The Night Before Chanukah

'Twas the Night Before Christmas (Jehovah Version)

NEW  Twas the Night Before Christmas - Obama Version

'Twas the Night Before Christmas -- Programmer Style

'Twas the Night Before Christmas (With a Boogie Woogie Beat!)

'Twas the Night Before Cinco de Mayo

'Twas The Night Before Finals

NEW  'Twas the Night Before...*hic*

'Twas the Night Before Indian Christmas

'Twas the Night Before Kwanzaa

'Twas the Night Before Orals

'Twas the Night Before School Started

'Twas The Night Before Solstice

Twas the Night Before Y2K - Millennium Bug Version

'Twas the Night--Chemist's Version

'Twas the Red Light Before Christmas

'Twas the Star Trek Night Before Christmas

'Twas the Surf Before Christmas

Vanilla Queen's Christmas Wish

Verminous Night Before Christmas

Webspinner's Night Before Christmas

Xena's Night Before Solstice

X-File Night Before Christmas

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